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 There will be a quiz on the first day of class based on the Java tutorials mentioned above.
+=====Quotes=====
+  -A programmer is sent to the grocery store with instructions to "buy butter and see whether they have eggs, if they do, then buy a dozen."  Returning with 12 butters, the programmer says, "they had eggs."
+  -There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
+  -You can't make a program without broken egos.
+  -Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?  A: Because he didn't get arrays.
+  -Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
+  -When Shakespeare asked, "To be, or not to be?," he did not provide the answer. But computer science can! The answer is FF.
+ ( '''2B || !2B = FF''' .. in binary '''001001011 OR 110110100=11111111''')
+  -Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
+  -When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
+  - Have you heard about the new Cray super computer?  It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
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