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start [2018/06/21 16:20] – [Quotes] cthielstart [2018/06/21 16:22] – old revision restored (2018/06/21 16:20) cthiel
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   -Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?  A: Because he didn't get arrays.   -Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?  A: Because he didn't get arrays.
   -Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.   -Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
-  -When Shakespeare asked, "To be, or not to be?," he did not provide the answer. But computer science can! The answer is FF. <code>'''2B | !2B = FF''' .. in binary '''001001011 OR 110110100=11111111''') </code>+  -When Shakespeare asked, "To be, or not to be?," he did not provide the answer. But computer science can! The answer is FF. <code>( '2B | !2B = FF' .. in binary '001001011 OR 110110100=11111111') </code>
   -Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.   -Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
   -When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.   -When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
   - Have you heard about the new Cray super computer?  It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.   - Have you heard about the new Cray super computer?  It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.
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