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+ | ======Quotes====== | ||
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+ | -A programmer is sent to the grocery store with instructions to "buy butter and see whether they have eggs, if they do, then buy a dozen." | ||
+ | -There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works. | ||
+ | -You can't make a program without broken egos. | ||
+ | -Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays. | ||
+ | -Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science. | ||
+ | -When Shakespeare asked, "To be, or not to be?," he did not provide the answer. But computer science can! The answer is FF. < | ||
+ | -Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. | ||
+ | -When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room. | ||
+ | - Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? | ||
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