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   -[[http://www.mathorama.com/mov/Javawide.mp4|Movie demonstrating HowJavaWide works]]
   -[[http://www.youtube.com/user/MrDeathJockey?feature=watch|DeathJockey Tutorials]] are great if you learn well by watching someone writing code.
+=====Quotes=====
+  -A programmer is sent to the grocery store with instructions to "buy butter and see whether they have eggs, if they do, then buy a dozen."  Returning with 12 butters, the programmer says, "they had eggs."
+  -There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
+  -You can't make a program without broken egos.
+  -Q: Why did the programmer quit his job?  A: Because he didn't get arrays.
+  -Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
+  -When Shakespeare asked, "To be, or not to be?," he did not provide the answer. But computer science can! The answer is FF. <code>( '2B | !2B = FF' .. in binary '001001011 OR 110110100=11111111') </code>
+  -Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
+  -When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
+  - Have you heard about the new Cray super computer?  It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.