APCS: AP Computer Science A @sfhs

Labs

A programmer is sent to the grocery store with instructions to “buy butter and see whether they have eggs, if they do, then buy a dozen.” Returning with 12 butters, the programmer says, “they had eggs.”
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.
You can't make a program without broken egos.
Q: Why did the programmer quit his job? A: Because he didn't get arrays.
Programming is 10% science, 25% ingenuity and 65% getting the ingenuity to work with the science.
When Shakespeare asked, “To be, or not to be?,” he did not provide the answer. But computer science can! The answer is FF.
```
( '2B | !2B = FF' .. in binary '001001011 OR 110110100=11111111') 
```
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
When Chuck Norris throws exceptions, it’s across the room.
Have you heard about the new Cray super computer? It’s so fast, it executes an infinite loop in 6 seconds.